Author
A. C. Brooks
"Tacos in my Yard"
By
A.C. Brooks
CopyrightSeptember 2014
They're making tacos in my yard
Guaranteed they're gonna get free SNAP cards
Overcrowd our schools and spread some funky jungle disease
Obama rolled out the welcome mat
To him they're not illegals they're just democrats
He should be arrested for the border he's failed to guard
Time to put up a fence no more tacos in my yard
Now I know I'll be called a racist
'Cause I watch "Fox and Friends" and know all the faces
Miss Kelly, O'Reilly, The Five and Judge Jeanine
Just like me they speak the truth
Unlike the left-wing lamestream news
If you like this song you're gonna love my latest book
It's called Deep Drop it's on Amazon by A.C. Brooks.
I had a dream about Rick Perry
The Texas governor and visionary
We were sittin' high upon the roof
He said: They're swimming 'cross the Rio Grande
They come by sea and they come by land
I had no choice but to call the National Guard
And I said: Thank you Rick I'm tired of tacos in my yard
They're making tacos in my yard
Took a bunch of vegetables from my garden
Boiled up some chickens and a big 'ol bag of rice
Obama he denies the crisis
And he seems to hate the Jews more than he does ISIS
The constitution and the country he's torn apart
Thanks to "Hope and Change" they're making tacos in my yard
Yes I'm a fan of Chipoltle
I like burritos but not Nick Nolte
Hollywood liberals they make me wanna puke
Obama he's their Lord and Savior
A morally corrupt racial instigator
They deserve each other like a rat deserves a flea
They're making tacos in my yard and I can't get any sleep